Sunday, November 28, 2010

Coughing Up Green Slime

capellone


while having dealings with the most 'high places of temporary work, temporary, or those that are so long that their insecurity' can be called final, I do not plan today to address issues that ranging from health to economic paralysis of the West 'mental ill Alsatian shepherds pleasantries. In fact, there are animals and people infected with pleasantries. increasingly making use of the pleasantries: Hello, good evening, he saw that time, so congratulations. these people are unreasonable and as' unreasonable that I have a blog and write whatever you write. like those before. But now I will write 'deep and important things in which all reflect the lighthouse and then' a book full of thoughts where you put into sensitive all my brilliant thoughts on the world, about life, about morality, about my travels and so on. and then I write a song and I do grow my hair, I put a guitar strap and go around the world to experience. and it takes very mo pero '.

Friday, November 26, 2010

Birthday Present For Stroke Patient

un viaggio a fetentonia


one of the things that most 'intrigued me during my last trip to fetentonia, and' the amount 'of this squalor everywhere. if you go into a supermarket, the clerk trying to trick us and the rest must be very careful to read the term 'cause often the products are long overdue. prices are high and tourists fleeing. in every hotel there are at least ten prostitutes, all over fifty and in poor condition. in bars, you need a cappuccino without foam. and say that 'one of their specialties,' actually 'do not know. and milk and often 'acid. the sky and 'constantly covered by a grayish cloud that is formed by the exhaust gases of an incinerator hidden underground in an old cave which was once famous for its prehistoric cave paintings. then have them removed and we have built the incinerator. the area and 'exposed to the wind, lacking shelter, and being mainly a plateau. the howling vento quindi e' una caratteristica sonora del posto che si sposa poi con la nenia tradizionale di fetentonia che e' un lamento simile all'ululare del vento. le donne anziane, alle 18 precise di ogni giorno, escono da casa e si recano in piazza per esercitarsi nel loro lamento ululante. non c'e' tregua: o il vento, o le vecchie che ululano. insomma, un viaggio a fetentonia e' altamente sconsigliato. ma se proprio si decide di recarvisi, o per qualche ragione si e' costretti, allora vuol dire che si e' o stupidi, o sfigati.

Thursday, November 25, 2010

The Banana Boat Song Stan Freberg

filantropia


mi occupo da tempo di migliorare la vita altrui. questo grazie alla mia sopraffina capacità dialettica. li guardo negli occhi, uno ad uno, e gli dico: you can fly, you just spread your wings. and everyone goes away happy. then come close to a cliff and throw themselves happily. and then smashed to the ground and die. and this does not contradict in any way the assumption. In fact I have just claimed to improve life. mica death. then life improved a little harsh and 'another story. I mean as long as' get to the cliff they are happy. then, Oh well, 'it depends ...