christmas gossip and as 'a while' that I write a bat, and as short until probably New Year that is 'I mean even if nobody tear' hair in short vabbe 'here comes some curiosity' on Christmas than ever before, nobody has dared to reveal. obviously terrorist 'secret
source from which these reports come from. and we come to the point: it is basically two things kept hidden since the dawn of time, and that means 'Father Christmas hysterical and true identity' of one of the three kings.
-point 1) ChristmasHamper hysterical - apparently, Santa Claus 'was raised in a very bigoted family that always taught to be good, correct, etc., with the promise that goodness' and would ensure the correctness social success and money. in reality ', since little Santa Claus was always seen over the naughty children. but as long as 'it does not touch' the heart, not those of great importance. But when 'bb fell in love with' a girl with red hair, and that the preferred 'the bully of the class, then virtually santa went crazy'. took all his toys, put them in a bag and run 'home. went away 'in the mountains, you edusse in magic and alchemy. succeeded 'to bewitch the reindeer and create homunculi. And I swear 'revenge for naughty children. which still delivers coal ash and bombs.
-point 2) the sex of the three kings - and we come to the Magi. one of the three Magi, in reality, ' although the news upset 'many of you, was a woman! disguised as an old eccentric, compares favorably with the other two, that Balthazar and Melchior. because it is the magus better known as Gaspar. actually 'called emy, and before recovering from a bad history of alcohol and prostitution, proofreading romance. One day, Melchior and Balthasar, who has long entertained a tender report inspired admiration and mutual respect, emy glimpsed in the street and decided to take it from there '. so 'brought it home, they detoxify, gave her a crown and went back to Bethlehem. also because 'we needed someone who would bring the myrrh.
bene, buon natale a tutti e anche buon anno. se non altro, abboffatevi come dio comanda. (capita questa? BUAHAHA!!! mortacci mia quanto so' simpatico!)
e' tutto.